Well, what a night! I was going to test Liquid Silk and boy did I do that, but not all went according to my master plan!
For those of you who are reading this and do not know what this is about, please read my very first blog. I am one of esmale’s resident bloggers on all things to do with gay sex toys, cock rings, penis pumps and basically anything that fits up my bum or on my penis.
My fist mission was testing Liquid Silk. I have used this so often but hey ho. I was not going to pass up an opportunity to get some free Liquid Silk, the big 250ml bottle of course! I was unsure what to do to make this blog really interesting. I could use gay sex toys like penis pumps or anal toys or I could go out and pull. In the end I decided to do both………. sort of!
One thing that is great about Liquid Silk is the easy to use cap. Just push and you are off. First I rummaged through my anal toys selection and picked out a nice small butt plug. I applied some Liquid Silk on it and slid it in my pleasure hole. The texture of Liquid Silk is as the name suggests rather silky, so it works really well with anal toys that are not too big.
All I had to do now was wait for my Gaydar fix to pop round and my mission would be complete. I was feeling quite the hussy, but all in name of Liquid Silk!
Well I am not sure if I can tell you what happened next, but have you ever had a date turn up that was not ANYTHING like the profile photo? Well, I just did. The bit I can’t share is what I told the 48 year old guy pretending to be 25 to do!
Thank god Liquid Silk does not dry out quick so I went back to my box of gay sex toys, got out a selection of anal toys, used half a bottle of Liquid Silk and gave myself a good seeing to! Liquid Silk gets the thumbs up but I was rather disappointed by my Gaydar fiasco!
I am not sure what my next adventure will be. I will have to wait and see what the esmale boys will send me next. If you are reading this, please no anal toys, because after last night my behind needs a rest and I am running out of Liquid Silk. Can I have a Tenga please or Oxballs? Please please!
Big love
Dave
