Another year is coming to an end, where did the bloody time go? I can still taste last year’s Christmas dinner. Anyway, no time to dwell on the year gone by although we hope you had a good one with lots of adults, good times and plenty of happiness! Hopefully, you have enjoyed some of our adult products, sexy wear and collection of poppers in the UK
Ready for festivities?
Are you a Christmas lover or a grinch? The camps are very much divided at www.esmale.com. Some start twirling in the warehouse when “last Christmas” get another spin on the airwaves, whereas others sigh in silence and shake their head. Our warehouse manager is the worst. He keeps joking that he is taking some sex toys home, will lock himself in his bedroom and won’t come out till it is all over. I guess working for a gay sex shop has its perks 🙂
Personally, I am one of those annoying Christmas lovers. Don’t get me wrong, I might lock myself up in a room as well with some strong poppers and my favourite gay masturbator, but I will mainly be running around doing Christmas things. I love buying gifts for my family and friends, it is one of the few times a year I actually shop in town rather than online. All the shops look great, Christmas music everywhere and most people are in a good mood. Another great thing about this period is catching up with friends. For some reason it feels like it is an unwritten rule that you have to catch with everybody before the 25th. Plenty of messages saying “we have to catch up before Christmas” fly through the ether. Another great thing is that all the drinking and dieting rules are out of the window. Everything starts again in the new year so YES I will have another mince pie, thank you very much!
Merry Christmas to you!
After another great year where we have seen many new customers and a lot of loyal customers coming back for all your sex tools needs, sexy wear and kinky desires, we want to take a moment to thank you and wish you a great Christmas and 2025. So, THANK YOU! Not just because you bought your anal toys for men from us but also because throughout the year, you have made us laugh, supported us, and some of you even sent us cards from various holiday destinations. The calls from customers are often great fun and, we love hearing what you get up to. It can get a bit detailed at times, but we love that, trust me when I say we have heard it all.
Up to 2025
We can’t wait for next year, and hopefully, we can contribute to your sexual pleasure journey. We have big plans with lots of new items, great promotions and we look forward to our interactions with you. Whatever you want to explore or try next year, we are hopeful you will find it in our store. If we don’t have what you need, just email us and we can check if we can source it for you. Our goal is to put a big smile on your face!
December and Christmas Sale
Don’t forget that our December sale is on with lots of discounted items for you to choose from. Everything is reduced in price at the moment, so now is a great time to invest in next year’s sexual pleasures.
Have an amazing Christmas and New Year!
With love
Team www.esmale.com
